Hello fellow traveler. At last, you’ve intercepted our signal.

It’s good to make contact.
Welcome to this humble hunk of rock hurling though the big black –
this web-based asteroid.
We are intergalactic travelers, far from home, charged with
assimilating into worlds we understand little.
It would be nice to go home, but it’s hard to remember where home is.
So for right now, we send our messages from here.
So glad you found the way.
Our asteroid is your asteroid.
Make yourself at home.